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Plasma jet hath broketh again! Dx

And yes, I know that grammar is awful - bear it, it's for comedic effect. Kinda like this one. (It's not meant to be offensive, honestly! I love Germany.)
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Alas! That my lecturers have discovered my propensity to bestow names upon inanimate objects that are neither the epic big-ness of ships nor the image of them.
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And what exactly did I ask for in the middle of a friggin' 5 Star buffet-restaurant instead of Kimchi?


Yes you read right. I said kimochi. In public. Surrounded by loads of really respectable businessmen - the type that you'd want to make a good impression in front of, not the asshole type. *thumbs up*

"Excuse me, can I get Kimochi except not spicy?"

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh..... (x__x)
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Red VS. Blue rocks. XDDD

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Or someone that looked like him at any rate. XDDDDDD *is stoned to d34th*


Student's Union on Friday. Us enlightened physicists were putting our combined brain-powers to good use by having a match of Placemat Ping-Pong, when in walks who I swear was ken except twenty years younger. And DAMN was he hawt.

Course, everyone here knows I'm bi. :3 But I shall clarify for people here who do not know, that I tend to lean more towards heterosexuality. Regardless, "ken" had really good hair. 8DD

In other news, I'm presently surprised at how I never seem to be able to get used to the metallic tang that permeates the air every time I play bass for extended periods of time. The smell can be quite strong actually... and I walk away with the smell on my fingers. It lasts for hours if I don't wash my hands properly after I play bass. Oddly enough, if doesn't seem to occur around my friend's guitars. Hmm... a mystery.
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Apr. 2nd, 2008 08:38 pm
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Who won LIFE game today in 25 years along with an excess of 10mill., an EXPENSIVE car and a MANSION (which no-one else got) because I skipped out on starting a family and focused on mah career and moneh, and still got enough life-points to win by LIVIN' IT??


Who won Cluedo today via skillz of deduction and more than a little use of mind games???


Moral of the story? You do not need to get married and start a family to pwnz in LIFE and in life. 8D

And using your intellect and playing your strong points is not cheating. Neither is exploiting the predictable regular human psyche to gain the desired reactions :3
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WTF? )


Feb. 27th, 2008 11:24 am
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So apparantly a male friend of mine thinks that if guys could get pregnant, there wouldn't be half as much fuss or complaining about it as women do.


Friend: "Yeah. If guys had to have babies, we would get it done within six months flat. None of this nine months nonsense."
Me: "Six months? Wouldn't that be premature?"
Friend: "Nope. We'd just get everything done quicker. Full term. Six months. And not half as much complaining either."
Me: "I'm wondering how you would cope with the pain of labour and giving birth when guys act like they're dying every time they have the common cold."
Friend: "We don't complain half as much as you women!"
Me: "Only for certain things..." (facepalm) "Ignoring the rules of science--"
Friend: "This is a 'what if' discussion. In this discussion, guys can get pregnant."
Me: "I'm talking about the 'six months' thing, not the gender issue. What about back pain then? You'd have to suffer a bad back."
Friend: (pompously) "No problem. I can handle a bad back for a few weeks."
Me: "Months."
Friend: "No, if the term is only six months then I'd only suffer it for a few weeks."
Me: "You have to bloody WADDLE in order to walk during towards the end of your term."
Friend: "I can handle waddling."
Me: "You couldn't smoke..."
Friend: "I don't smoke anyway."
Me: (deliberately "forgetting" the six months thing) "You couldn't drink alcohol for nine months."
Friend: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (<-- completely forgot)

XDv I win.

And later:

Me: "It just came to me..."
Friend: (depressed) "What?"
Me: "You'd have to get pregnant in the first place. That means someone had to GET you pregnant."
Friend (<-- slightly homophobic): "..." (referring to conversation) "I brought this on myself..."

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"You will be sure of yourself as you set out on a sure path to glory."

... I like... XD

"A current project will soon bring you great recognition."

Hmm... Interesting.

And finally:

"A mistake by someone else will be used to your advantage."

Oh yeah~~ *rubs hands together* Let me REAP TEH BENEFITS BEBEEH~


Jan. 24th, 2008 01:21 pm
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145,144 People

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Hydeism by miphileg
will be starting from
Of course, you need to bring alongdin_84
and don't forgetjyojyoushi
Together you will travel113,431
kilometres using aposh and sophisticared limosine
just so you can see Hyde play onNovember 25, 2007
even if it will cost you$69,951,293
Once there, you will feelabsolutely flabbergasted
because Hyde came out like this
and then hestarted doing David Bowie covers.

At least I get to travel with kewl people in a limosine. 8D
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Random note:

I have a free plastic spork from Marks&Spencers.


It's cool. 8D


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